This one happened a looooooong time ago. I believe I was in kindergarten.
Well, I had pestered my mom all week to buy me a halloween costume so I could be one of the cool kids. She finally caved in and bought me a gremlin suit.
The problem was, the costume was made out of a cheap plastic. Of course, being a kindergartener, I had no idea that cheap plastic could present a problem. Boy was I wrong.
I decided in my infinite wisdom that it would be a good idea to wear nothing but a pair of tidy whities under the costume. The costume covered my whole body so I thought I was all good.
WELL.... everything was peachy keen until recess. A few kids wanted to race from the drinking fountain to the fence. I could not pass up an opportunity to race!
The race started off well until I got about 10 feet from the fence. That's when I noticed a strong draft in my lower region. I hit the fence and then looked down to see what was up. That is when I noticed that I had ripped the costume along my right side from my feet up to my hip. You could see my tender vittles.
So for the rest of the day, I had to hold the damn thing shut to the best of my ability. Unfortunately, the rip was so big that no matter how much I tried to close it my under-roos were still visible. Of course, the kids all laughed and pointed at me.
Epic fail, indeed.
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Sounds like you still haven't really grown out of that habit of running around in your underwear.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the problem.
ReplyDeleteOk, well having a small pee pee could be a big problem.